What REALLY Goes On In My Church - Hetalia Style

Ummm, yeah.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T GET IT:

What my mom thinks I do: France(who is a creeper and molests the other nations) hitting Austria, while going "Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack!"

What the pastor thinks I do: Japan, who is quiet, reserved, and shy.

What the youth group thinks I do: England, practicing black magic.

What the congregation thinks I do: Russia(who seems sweet and laid back but really wants to kill everyone and take over the world) going "KOLKOLKOLKOL" which is a creepy thing he does when angered.

What I actually do: Canada, who is invisible and goes unnoticed/ignored by the other nations.